Gwyneth Paltrow Played With A Stranger’s Balls In A Bid To Sell Her Cook Book To The Brits

Time for a laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow- who went from talking a load of old bollocks to feeling a couple on Graham Norton’s Show on British TV on Friday night.

The 40-year-old lifestyle guru looked as if she’d been glugging as much green room booze as she could fit down her swan-like throat to deal with the fact that she’s become ‘that TV girl’, reduced to providing late Friday night post-pub entertainment for a nation who largely think she’s a joke – in order to sell her cock cook book.

Still, proving she’s not lost the skills she gleaned in High School, IT’S GWIIIN leaned in and used fellow guest Lee Mack’s testicles as her very own stress balls to deal with the horror.

The best bit was Lee’s comeback – saying he’s not been that turned in since he saw her head in a box on Seven and her having to sit there and smile and laugh along through gritted teeth while Graham mocked her about her Quinoa recipes.

Ah the humanity! I bet she sat in the loos after the show sobbing and wailing that “Uncle Jay” doesn’t make Beyoncé suffer humiliations like these and cursing the day she married Chris.

Full interview below and Have U Heard have hilarious footage of Robert Downey Jr. taking the Mickey out of Gwynnie and calling her a snob.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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12 Responses to Gwyneth Paltrow Played With A Stranger’s Balls In A Bid To Sell Her Cook Book To The Brits

  1. bettydrapereyes says:

    i wanted to hug Graham when he was taking the piss out of her keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnwah recipes. she wasn’t happy

  2. Aisling O'Connor says:

    ‘last time you were here you were promoting a cook book, now you’re here PROPERLY, like in a movie’ LOL

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  4. Jocelyn says:

    Has she no shame! :)

  5. Allie says:

    she seemed to enjoy it a bit too much

  6. shari says:

    She would do anything to sell those cookbooks.

  7. sylly says:

    Actually, I was initially totally shocked that she fondled that guy’s balls, but I kind of liked her for the first time ever watching this clip. She seemed willing to put herself out there, and take the teasing and ridicule in a way I’ve never seen before.

    Also, nice to see that she does occasionally admit to being American without acting like it’s the worst, most effed up, accident of birth of ever. Although, she was NOT happy when the host excluded her from the “we’re the Brits” conversation, and took the first chance she could inform him that she lives in GB now. I thought she was going to go on about how she’s married to a Brit, has British children, etc, but she did manage to restrain herself. It ‘s not even that I think being an American is so great. I just think it’s ill bred beyond belief to be given a life of privilege, fame, and wealth by her native country, and then go slam her fellow citizens as boors and fools once she’s in Europe. JMHO.

    But, yeah, those guys have no respect for her, which makes for a funny show. It would have been even funnier if she had been asked about the most hated thing. The only host I can think of who would bring that up, though, is probably David Letterman.

  8. Annemarie says:

    Not sure even that would sell those cookbooks….

  9. Roberta says:

    She has no shame…and she’s a total snob.

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