Listen: Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Her Pale, Hairy Pussy (No, Not Chris Martin)

Australian DJs Kyle and Jackie O (above) did dinner with with Gwyneth Paltrow in New York last week (above, they won the chance for $30,000 in an auction) and Queen Goop got sloshed and they taped it all for their show.

On being drunk before dinner: ”I am drunk already. I am. A martini went straight to my head and now wine. With no food. So just watch out.”

On how much it probably cost to win a dinner with her: “How much did it cost. 7 pounds?”

On the bread basket: ”I had like four pieces and on my fifth piece, I was like ‘f*ck this’ and threw it back in the basket.”

On the Met Gala: ”Like you always think, ‘Oh my god. This is going to so glamorous and amazing and you’re going to see all these people.’ And then you get there, and it’s so hot. It’s so crowded. Everyone’s pushing you. This year it was really intense. It wasn’t fun.”

On Kanye West: ”Kanye West was playing. And he was furious. And he threw his microphone down. It was all drama!”

On the Met Gala punk theme: ”I feel like we’re all a bit old to be trying to dress punk.”

On meeting Psy: ”We’re at the Met Ball. Our son is obsessed with him. So Chris sees him, and he’s like ‘Oh my god, there’s Psy.’ I was like, wait — ’cause I thought it was P-S-Y. I was like, who’s Psy?”

On shaving: ”I said, ‘No, I got a big ’70s bush.’ Which I was kidding. But then it was all a disaster. And now I look like an 8-year-old girl, basically.”

On bikini waxes: ”Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.”

On making a toast: ”Cheers to our hairless vaginas!”

Which is great but am I the only one who’s getting a bit bored of hearing about 40-year-old Gwyneth’s tuppence?- because I’m starting to worry that she’s going to get it out and show it to us all if we’re not careful.

Next time I hear about GWIIN’s pale, hairy pussy can we please all agree to be referring to Chris Martin?

Listen below (around the 3 minute mark).

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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8 Responses to Listen: Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Her Pale, Hairy Pussy (No, Not Chris Martin)

  1. interested party says:

    The way she’s been portrayed in the media made me dislike her for years until I heard the radio excerpt and I have to say I think she’s ok, I’ve changed my mind about her and I think she came across really well.

  2. Jocelyn says:

    I thought this was absolutely hilarious! Good for her!

  3. Allie says:

    She reveals too much information

  4. Sylly says:

    This was funny, and getting drunk definitely makes her more likable, but I agree with you about all the pussy talk. I’m so over hearing about Gwynnie’s vagina — is it hairy? Is it not? Who cares? She’s got a love affair going on with her own genitals.

  5. TutuMirabele says:

    That was funny. I didn’t know she was so entertaining.

  6. Boadaciousbetty says:

    Gah. I don’t want to say it. I don’t.

    I jolly well liked her!

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