Kate Middleton’s Due Date Revealed, But Will The New Baby Ruin The Queen’s Special Milestone?

Catherine Middleton's due date has been revealed and, for those of you who are poor at maths or unfamiliar with human female biology, it is *drum roll* ... July 13th. The 31-year-old Duchess of Cambridge was apparently re-wearing her dotty Topshop summer dress as a guest at a wedding over the weekend while over iced Pimms on the other side of the Home Counties, her impending birth was being hotly-debated.
 “Some of William’s closest pals were at a barbecue hosted by a family friend of the Royals recently,” a toff whinnied to Mail Online. “They were all discussing the fact that Kate’s baby is due to be born on July 13th.”
Whilst the baby is due around then, as Catherine herself said a while back, they tend to have minds of their own when it comes to making their debut in the world and the exact date. Middlers, is not too posh to push and is going to be demurely gurning and mooing her way through a natural birth so it could be as late as early August. Everyone is pointing out that Catherine could pop during The Queen's Coronation Festival, a four-day celebration in mid-July to mark 60 years since Queen Elizabeth II was crowned. If it is, then obviously Her Majesty would be thrilled, this Buckingham Palace based festival's not anything like as big a deal as the Diamond Jubilee festivities last year and she's barely going to be making an appearance (my aunt told me this after I'd booked tickets as a gift for my mum). This'll give Liz plenty of time to sit around drinking gin cocktails for several weeks before Wills and Kate bring the baby over to Buckingham Palace to meet her and Prince Philip before they Christen him or her and present the child to the crowds below from the balcony. No, they won't be hauling arse to the hospital to meet their great Grandchild- apparently the Queen knows the her presence at the hospital will cause a fuss so she's going to wait for Kate to be discharged before meeting the new arrival.  

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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12 Responses to Kate Middleton’s Due Date Revealed, But Will The New Baby Ruin The Queen’s Special Milestone?

  1. Anonymous says:

    interesting, first baby’s are most often late but I can’t imagine her going for the heavy weight gain in those last weeks, why does a chosen date seem right somehow ?

  2. sassy says:

    And kim trashypeeface should be announcing the same date in 5 4 3….

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  4. Robyn says:

    She could even be early by a week or two.

  5. LadyArtyMcFarty says:

    Far out! For a second I thought she was Mary of Denmark in that top photo!

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  7. Boadaciousbetty says:

    “…a toff whinnied to Mail Online”: perhaps the best line ever written.

    Weeee, you went ahead and booked tickets for BohoMummy, Jen? I’m taking mum on the Saturday but we’ve booked into a rather lovely hotel within a couple of mins walk of Buck Palace on the Friday night to give ourselves a longer break away together. I do so love spending time with my mum. :)

    I have a terrible, terrible feeling mum is going to want to visit the Garden Tools museum on Friday afternoon, however…

    • Jen Paul says:

      I did indeed! i think we’re going on the Saturday as well! We should get our mums sloshed over cream teas on the lawn! Garden tools museum? (hides all the pamphlets).

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