Billboard Music Awards 2013: Madonna’s Rocky Horror Picture Show

"2013 Billboard Music Awards: 3 nominations, 3 awards and only 1 queen" a rightly proud Madonna wrote on her facebook today, along with the above picture after she picked up last night's hat trick of gongs. The 54-year-old has a body to die for and she knows it, and, whilst this is a look that no mere mortal should attempt to pull off, (I probably couldn't have worked it when I was 20, let alone now), Madge gets away with it purely because she's Madonna. I'm not sure if once the Bridget Jones style stomach-sucking in mommy knickers come off out pop rolls of wrinkles like a Shar Pei dog shaking after a bath, but I think Ms. Ciccone has baby Brahim well trained enough not to mind. However, whilst she's killing the look now, I hope she has the sense to know when to hang up her stockings because the last thing I want to see is her morphing into Tim Curry in his Rocky Horror days ten years from now...

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16 Responses to Billboard Music Awards 2013: Madonna’s Rocky Horror Picture Show

  1. MizEliza says:

    I still think Tim Curry looks better.

  2. Anonymous says:

    It’s time, she can afford the best and most beautiful and that’s what she should wear.
    She’s becoming the Richard Simmons of the music world, and that is not a compliment.

  3. Angelinaballerina says:

    she’s turning into cher when she was 50

  4. Shelbel says:

    All that money, access to the best and that is what she comes up with!!!! I’m so embarrassed for her….I was a fan………

  5. Annemarie says:

    What the hell is wrong with her? She is obviously desperate to look young and it is failing.. She looks like a desperate old lady….

  6. whats the diff between madonna and bieber – she’s got bigger muscles and takes steroids

  7. portia says:

    There is something VERY deep in the Ciccone psyche going on here. The world’s most famous sufferer of NPD ( must be in a very good place self-esteemwise as she is purveying her two Achilles’ heels with this outfit.

    (1) She is known to despise the size her thighs and much of her diet and gym focus has been on making them leaner. Now here they are the main focus of what I can only call a demi ensemble, (when Chanel advised taking something off before you leave the house, she did not mean removing the largest piece of clothing you have on).

    (2) Her greatest knife to the heart moment was apparently when Guy Ritchie called her a drag queen. He must be hereafter known as The Prophet. So here she is empowering herself,by embracing her weaknesses and throwing insults back in the faces of her enemies.

    She still shouldn’t have left the frock on the bed though.

  8. I think she got overexcited by how everyone loved her outfit at the Met Gala, she took it a step further and it’s a step too far.
    Scarlett x

  9. Suzanne says:

    Tim is ROCKING the Stockings Madge is making me want to hurl and since I’ve just eaten a peanut butter and banana sandwich that would look just as ugly as her outfit.

    Waits for the Madge Fans (nutters) to come along to defend their Queen but, I promise not to repeat myself, she’s turning into an old fool. Damned right she has worked hard to maintain a great shape but even that is flawed. Remember the veiny hands and arms? She could look stunning if she toned down the look wore simple, elegant clothes that showed off her slim figure and yet she insists on wearing outfits that would still look horrendous on a tall, rail thin, teen model walking down the catwalk.

  10. florrio says:

    Oh she looks amazing! Let’s forget about the face tweaking for a moment, if I look like that at her age I’d be going to asda in my hotpants!

  11. Mrs_Jams_ODonnell says:

    Madonna and my mother-in-law are the same age.
    That is all.

  12. Aisling O'Connor says:

    Shoes at least a size too big.

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