They say never meet your heros because you’ll only end up disappointed and now I’ve decided to add a new rule to that- never see your lust object’s dick pic because you’ll end up with a gigantic case of the sads.
Alexander Skarsgard did a full frontal as vampire Eric Northman on True Blood the other night and it was…underwhelming.
Put it this way: I had the high-res full-sized shots up on my computer screen when my son walked into the room and I didn’t even bother to panic minimise the screen because it wasn’t blindingly obvious that I was examining an actor’s acorn.
However, after spending far more time than is probably healthy considering the evidence, I’ve decided that I can’t really judge A-Skars on size here.
He was clearly somewhere cold and with cast and crew watching as they filmed so I’m not surprised that it looked, small.
But dayum, how disappointing would it be getting to shag Alexander and stripping him off at home only to find out that he’s hung like a guinea pig ? – let’s hope that in this case from small things big things grow…
(See the NSFW close-up in high def here)