Madonna Talks About Waking Up in Bed With Brad Pitt

The original Lady Gaga - Madonna - has been busy revealing factettes that are likely to have caused Brad Pitt to have woken up in a cold sweat today. During an online chat with fans on Monday, the 55-year-old singer admitted that she'd had the lady equivalent of a wet dream about the somewhat greasy father-of-six.
'Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed,' Madge said. 'Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.'
Erm... 'sorry Angelina'? Does that imply that she thinks that Ange would have liked it to have been true? I mean, I know that there was a rumour trotting around the interwebs that Angie and Gwen Stefani had it off (I've personally never been able to verify that story), but I'm not sure that Angelina would be into the idea of a three-way with the Queen (mother) of pop. 'Especially as she went on to admit that she's made out with 'her boo' (yes she called baby Brahim Zaibat that) wearing that hideous grill she's been sporting of late. *Shudder*. The rest of her 'ask me anything' on reddit was pretty dullsville, she refused to answer my favourite question which was 'How do you really feel about Gwyneth Paltrow?' - which is a real shame. However, she had some advice for a fan who asked where they should put some hydrangeas saying, 'Up your ass.' Which is certainly something along the lines of what she'd have ended up doing had she ended up in bed with Brad Pitt for real. 

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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4 Responses to Madonna Talks About Waking Up in Bed With Brad Pitt

  1. Siska says:

    Love her…she is still the one and only

  2. Annemarie says:

    She should be so lucky. He would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.

  3. Allie says:

    She really is a dirty girl

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