The Week That Was – ‘Past’: Young Madonna Strikes A Pose

Poor Madge.  She’s always getting reminded of her past, isn’t she?  If it’s not pictures from her high school yearbook, it’s a brother writing a biography or a disgruntled ex- badmouthing her about something that happened 40 years ago. This week, some new pictures emerged from when she was 18 years old and show Madge doing some nudey posing to try and earn a quick buck. Personally, I don’t think she’ll really care that Jeremy Frommer has chosen this particular moment to sell “photographer” Herman Kulken’s work (these pictures were previously part of the former Penthouse founder Bob Guccione’s estate), as I for one find the pictures a bizarre combination of hilarious/atrocious. Let’s see now: will we buy the Madonna-As-Scout picture, complete with jaunty gun-hands, boots and a neckerchief?   Or should we go for the more subtle, Madonna-On-Log, wearing a sun-hat that someone’s sat on with some over-sized shells in the foreground? I don’t know about you, but I for one will be checking out GuccioneCollection.com on November 9th, when these and other pictures go up for auction: my home will not be complete until I have a poster sized print of a nude Madonna cupping her eyes from the sun, wearing a pair of crotchless waders and holding a fishing rod.  That’s art right there… Gifs via http://theantipodeanhomo.tumblr.com

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7 Responses to The Week That Was – ‘Past’: Young Madonna Strikes A Pose

  1. Jen Paul says:

    Annnnnnd Gaga will be buying a log and some seashells in 3,2,1…..

  2. twiggy twiggy says:

    That drapery thing with gold tassel belt looks like she was the model in a failed Project Runway challenge, where all the material came from the dollar store.

  3. Jameson says:

    Anytime I see vintage pics of Madonna such as these, it reminds me to buy razors.

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