Rocco Ritchie Photo-bombs Madonna on the Dance Floor

Rocco Ritchie is growing up into quite a character and has posted an epic photobomb of him and mum Madonna mid-Vogue on his Instagram account. Snickersnort. I love the way he then cockily jumps in front of his dear, old mom (and any female onlookers) and shows her how this whole dancing thing's really done. The 13-year-old offspring of Madge, 55, and former-ish film director Guy Ritchie, 45, is growing up into a smart, talented little dude and he seems to have been learning a lot from both his mother and her on/off toyboy Brahim Zaibat, 25. On his Instagram, Rocco has the tagline, 'Change the world. Parkour blood!! Africa my futurhome. Team Storm all the way. There is only one RR and that's me'. And, he's been posting photos and videos of his muscles and himself doing the tricky art of parkour - which originated in France and is a mental and physical discipline for overcoming obstacles (and doing things like jumping from building to building hands-free). He's also a dab-hand at graffit art. But despite the fact that he has pictures of his mum and her celebrity friends like Sean Penn, and him being fluent in French (Madge sent her kids to the bilingual Lycée Français in London at one point) and super-sporty, what's striking is how normal and smart Rocco seems. I wonder how long it'll be until Madge gets him out to work and learning about the inner-workings of the business world - like she did with his half-sister Lourdes Leon at around his age? I smell a sporty but street clothing line for hip, but fit and savvy teenage dudes in the works - can't you? Photos and Video: Rocco Ritchie Instagram. 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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17 Responses to Rocco Ritchie Photo-bombs Madonna on the Dance Floor

  1. Anonymous says:

    Cute kid…maybe he’ll be a director

  2. Twerkin for a Merkin says:

    Madge t-shirt WANT…

  3. Goose says:

    This child is 13 with the worked out body of an 18 year old. That is not good. At all. 13 year old boys should not look like that.

  4. Jameson says:

    Something tells me that once he hits 17, he’ll be a bit of trouble.

  5. alazonn says:

    He’s got his mom’s eyebrows.

  6. Angelinaballerina says:

    The offspring of 2 very strong personalities he will overshadow Lourdes once they are both grown up

  7. Inyourbox says:

    He looks like trouble now, in a tiresome, arrogant way

  8. Jr says:

    I saw Carlos Leon in NYC. Man was divine.

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