Kim Kardashian Breaks Out The Duck Face For A Bikini Secrets Cover

The biggest embarrassment to America, the world, women and humankind has been at it again.

Kim Kardashian appears on the cover of this week’s Us Weekly in her bikini proclaiming, ‘My body is back!’ – as if we’d all been mourning it while her daughter North West camped out in her womb for six months or so earlier this year.

The 33-year-old home sex tape star is pictured in a heavily-photographed bikini shot with the words, ‘No gimmicks, No surgery!’ plastered just below her recent liposuction and boob job.

This comes shortly after Kum posted a picture of her Donald Duck-esque arseplant on twitter – which she reckons was her ”big middle finger to the world”.

She’s never going to understand that what everyone was laughing at when she was pregnant was what she was wearing (I’m still chuckling at the Met Gala sofa outfit) not the fact that her body changed.

But, if she wants to keep telling everyone that handing her newborn to a nanny while she either got surgery and/or worked out was the “greatest challenge of [her] life,” then I’m all for it. 

At least we get to laugh at her gormless Daisy Duck face (above) that she always does in a swimsuit shot.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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6 Responses to Kim Kardashian Breaks Out The Duck Face For A Bikini Secrets Cover

  1. Anonymous says:

    please a K-Klan ban

  2. Boadaciousbetty says:

    “…while her daughter North West camped out in her womb for six months or so…”

    Hahaaahahaha!

  3. Fork in hell says:

    Why is Kim Kardashian even famous?

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