The biggest embarrassment to America, the world, women and humankind has been at it again.
Kim Kardashian appears on the cover of this week’s Us Weekly in her bikini proclaiming, ‘My body is back!’ – as if we’d all been mourning it while her daughter North West camped out in her womb for six months or so earlier this year.
The 33-year-old home sex tape star is pictured in a heavily-photographed bikini shot with the words, ‘No gimmicks, No surgery!’ plastered just below her recent liposuction and boob job.
This comes shortly after Kum posted a picture of her Donald Duck-esque arseplant on twitter – which she reckons was her ”big middle finger to the world”.
She’s never going to understand that what everyone was laughing at when she was pregnant was what she was wearing (I’m still chuckling at the Met Gala sofa outfit) not the fact that her body changed.
But, if she wants to keep telling everyone that handing her newborn to a nanny while she either got surgery and/or worked out was the “greatest challenge of [her] life,” then I’m all for it.
At least we get to laugh at her gormless Daisy Duck face (above) that she always does in a swimsuit shot.