Jennifer Aniston dragged Justin Theroux away from playing Grand Theft Auto V on Saturday afternoon and made him leave her Beverly Hills home to drive v-ery slowly over to Emily Blunt’s house – so they wouldn’t run over any photographers, not so they could all get clear shots of them together, of course.
The 44-year-old We’re The Millers star and her fiancé, 42, attended a baby shower for the six months pregnant British actress, 30, and her husband John Krasinski, 34.
I wonder if Jen’s one of those women who gets all weird around other peoples’ children and starts grabbing random babies and plonking them on a bewildered-looking Justin’s lap, forcing him to pose for awkward photos – as if half-a-minute with someone else’s kid will mentally and emotionally prepare him for a lifetime of fatherhood.
They didn’t stay for long though, because Justin was snapped later on his own in his usual uniform of black skinny jeans, scuffed just so bovver boots and a leather jacket at Blackman Cruz – which claims it specialises in ”the rare, the magnificant (sp.), the provocative, the eccentric. In all their many forms”.
Or “expensive furniture” as I call it.
Items that he may have picked out for Jennifer’s Christmas stocking include this 18th Century Dog Hunting Collar – which is a snip at just four grand.
Let’s hope he kept the receipt.