Video: Justin Bieber Boasts That He Bangs “B*tches”

Justin Bieber has continued his tour of shame with a stop at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles the other night, and, rather brilliantly, comedian Chris D'Elia laid into the little pop tart. Basically, Baby McBieber was wheeled onto the stage and Chris ripped the p155 out of his clothes and mentioned that the fact he didn't have a name on the back of his shirt (after the 19-old-old had claimed the knee pads on his leather trousers were 'swag') meant that he'd "only f-cked himself". Justin leaned into the microphone and added:
"AND bitches"
... because he's a ridiculous little scrotum with the brains of a rocking horse who's only capable of parroting those around him. But Chris replied with an incredulous laugh, "And b1tches...IF you can find his d1ck in there, that's all I'm saying". Then to cap it all off, Justin got up and the self-entitled little plonker said, "Give it up for Chris D'Elia", even though it was Chris's show! And can you even imagine Justin on the job? - It'd be two jerks and a squirt and over while the chick asks, "Are you going to start then?" and wonders if she accidentally pulled a girl that looks like him. Ahem: Anyway, I'm all for the world mocking Justin into rehab before he ends up driving an ice cream van to earn the money to pay for his meth habit while muttering about the time he used to be famous. Tick tock...

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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One Response to Video: Justin Bieber Boasts That He Bangs “B*tches”

  1. Brain in a jar says says:

    I read that Eminem’s taking him under his wing over christmas. Hopefully he’ll take him for a drive in his car (in the trunk).

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