Bear Rocknroll: Kate Winslet Saddles Baby Son With Ridiculous Name

Don’t laugh.

Kate Winslet Ned Rocknroll call Baby boy Bear

Actually, no, scrub that, DO laugh and loudly.

Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll have named their baby son Bear Winslet – say sources close to the star.

The 38-year-old Oscar-winning actress gave birth to her third child (his first) in a hospital in Sussex, England on December 7th but details of the boy’s name have only just been revealed.

“Bear” is, to my mind, a great nickname for a baby, and in England we often call our kids eccentric terms of endearment – which are used daily, whilst an official name is reserved for things like school, passports and doctor visits.

Some of you will know that I call my son ‘Hamster’ - everyone calls him that and has done since he was born. I think there might be some people who think that’s his actual name.

But, his real name is Hamish – which is a good, solid, traditional moniker – ‘perfect to use in any given occupation he chooses and won’t have him blushing every time he goes through customs or does anything else where he has to provide official documents.

‘Bear’ is a very cute, adorable name if it’s kept to the confines of the family home and far away from the vicious cruelties of the playground and beyond.

‘Would it really have killed Mr. and Mrs. Rocknroll to call their baby son ‘Edward’ in an official capacity (like his namesake Edward “Bear” Grylls’ parents did) and keep the joke names for themselves?

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About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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11 Responses to Bear Rocknroll: Kate Winslet Saddles Baby Son With Ridiculous Name

  1. Jameson says:

    All I could think of when I first heard that name is that he is going to grow up to be a gay, hairy, chubby, leather queen.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;)

  2. twiggy twiggy says:

    D’y'all remember when Barbara Hershey had a kid in the 70s when she was married to a guy whose surname was Bird? She named their kid … “Free”. Yup, “Free Bird” is her kid (he changed it years ago). It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the name (the second thing I thought of, Jameson already said …)

  3. MK says:

    Bear?! She named her baby Bear? Poor kid!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Oh Kate why did you give your husband a vote ?

  5. DD says:

    Really? Wow. Just wow. THat poor thing.

  6. Erin says:

    Well the fact he is the kid of Kate Winslet he could probably get away with being called cup of noodles.

  7. Jr says:

    Not a fan of Winslet. Don’t know why she annoys me. And he looks like a tool.

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