Donatella Versace has clearly decided that Lady Gaga’s new nose job wasn’t enough last year and so gave her an entirely new face and body for Christmas.
The 27-year-old increasingly-irrelevant singer appears to be being groomed to take over as Nutella Versace’s replacement one day, and seemingly doesn’t mind that she’s been forced to look exactly like a heavily photo-shopped version of the Italian fashion boss in the house’s Spring/Summer 2014 adverts.
In one of the shots, Gag lies back on a sofa looking spangled off her t1ts on whatever Donatella just forced up her nose before they took this photo.
And, if you’re wondering why they thought it’d be a good idea to have her pose topless looking like the very worst elements of the 1980′s Versace back catalogue vomited all over her, then there’s your answer: Drugs.
Thank goodness for Russian prostitutes, eh? – if it wasn’t for them buying Versace, poor Donatella would be on employment benefits by now.