Donatella Versace Gives Lady Gaga A New Face, Breasts and Body

Donatella Versace has clearly decided that Lady Gaga’s new nose job wasn’t enough last year and so gave her an entirely new face and body for Christmas.

Lady Gaga Versace

The 27-year-old increasingly-irrelevant singer appears to be being groomed to take over as Nutella Versace’s replacement one day, and seemingly doesn’t mind that she’s been forced to look exactly like a heavily photo-shopped version of the Italian fashion boss in the house’s Spring/Summer 2014 adverts.

Lady Gaga Versace

In one of the shots, Gag lies back on a sofa looking spangled off her t1ts on whatever Donatella just forced up her nose before they took this photo.

And, if you’re wondering why they thought it’d be a good idea to have her pose topless looking like the very worst elements of the 1980′s Versace back catalogue vomited all over her, then there’s your answer: Drugs.

Thank goodness for Russian prostitutes, eh? – if it wasn’t for them buying Versace, poor Donatella would be on employment benefits by now.

Donatella gaga gif

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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14 Responses to Donatella Versace Gives Lady Gaga A New Face, Breasts and Body

  1. Jameson says:

    There are some beautiful Versace pieces for men out there but I just can’t get myself to buy any of it. Totally agree with you on the Russian front though, very Monaco. lol

  2. twiggy twiggy says:

    This topless ad says, “if Axl Rose posed for Versace in 1997…”

    Must say though that I like the “natural” look on Gaga, it makes her look fresh and pretty.

  3. Peggy Guggenheim says:

    I’m pretty sure Bebe is the official brand for Russian prostitutes. Versace is for Russian kept women.

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  5. DD says:

    She looks like an less orange younger version of Donatella.

  6. Momma Bear says:

    Gianni will be turning in his silk baroque print lined grave at what Donatella has done to the brand. His version of sexy was fun and exuberant – not trashy and angry.

  7. MK says:

    She looks weird in these shots, it’s overly Photoshopped!

  8. Pamela says:

    Wow, she looks like a wax work, these ads are terrifying.

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