Hmm, Now Why Was BoyToy lover Madonna Plying Son Rocco’s Teenage Friends With Booze?

madgeMadonna posted this photograph on Instagram of her son Rocco Richie and his friends holding bottles of gin and vodka whilst trying to look suitably "yo, dis iz just how we rollz, bro" and nonchalant about it all whilst worrying their moms might see the pictures and ground them. She wrote: “The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014.” The internet went mad, not because of that monstrosity Rocco's wearing wrapped around his head which makes him look like a late 90's unicorn-slash-rapper but because he's 13. Anyway, Madge responded to the online hoo har by saying: “No one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don’t start the year off with judgement!” I believe her. What she probably did was lure Rocco and his slightly older friends (one of whom looks about 18) into her lair at the ski chalet she's been renting in Switzerland with a vague promise of booze late one evening last week - after reading that Sean Penn was in Hawaii with Charlize Theron and getting in a mood. And, once they took the bait and posed for a photo, she snatched the bottles out of their hands, pushed Rocco and the one with braces out of the door back towards their Playstation in the den whilst putting the one on the right with the bum fluff moustache and essence de beard over her shoulder and disappearing with him up to her bedroom with a snarl. madge He knew. You can see the fear in his eyes while he tried to rub up against Lourdes for comfort earlier in the day and by the time the time the top photo was taken he looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights. But ultimately it's like running from the Terminator when it's picked up your scent - you just have to let it hunt you down and maul you and just pray you live to tell the tale. Madge gif

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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4 Responses to Hmm, Now Why Was BoyToy lover Madonna Plying Son Rocco’s Teenage Friends With Booze?

  1. Hungry_Cockasaurus says:

    lmao. Poor Rocco, no wonder he’s hitting the bottle. “MOM! Stop hitting on my frenz!!!”.

  2. Wavy Davy says:

    Oh Madge. This is what happens when you refuse to let your kids watch TV yet let them hang about with your 23 yr old lovahs, they think they’re adults too.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hey im just happy she’s not letting the boys pretend to smoke the cock shaped bong she got for her birthday.

  4. Drama_Queef says:

    Madge’s fresh victim does look petrified. Poor kid. He’ll be re-enacting this ski trip with his ken doll and a barbie in S&M gear and telling his parents about what the bad lady did on his vacation next week.

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