Gwyneth Paltrow Puts The Kids To Work Selling The Master Cleanse at the Side of the Road

Gwyneth Paltrow lemonade stand Gwyneth Paltrow spent Tuesday morning near her Pacific Palisades family home helping kids Apple and Moses Martin run a lemonade and cookies stand by the side of the road. OOF, I guess even GWIIN and Chris are feeling the pinch of the recession, eh? But judging by that wedge of cash in Apple's hand the children earned a small fortune. And, I'm not surprised - I'm sure that one cookie and one small lemonade (no sugar added) for just $1.50 is a veritable bargain in that neighbourhood of LA. Gwyneth lemonade stand 'Talking of money, Gwyneth must have been driven so insane by that 'carb specific hunger' (as she calls it) as the kids were baking up a storm in the kitchen, that she totally forgot to remove her business partner Tracy Anderson's branded sweatpants when she stepped outside and the paps just happened to be there. But the good news is that Gwynnie can convert any leftover lemonade juice from this little venture into a master cleanse for the three of them to live on for the rest of the week by simply adding some cayenne pepper and maple syrup to it. I hope the kids enjoyed those cookies while they could.  

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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9 Responses to Gwyneth Paltrow Puts The Kids To Work Selling The Master Cleanse at the Side of the Road

  1. Wavy Davy says:

    Ten bucks says the “Tracy” sweatpants appear on for us peasants to buy next week.

  2. Wavy Davy says:

    Unless of course Gwyn has renamed her 1970s style Bermuda triangle after Tracy as a loving tribute.

  3. Siska says:

    I used this method once on my kid..he..he ..not work much..I want to teach him how to earned money by selling stuff..,but sadly.,no one buy his product.because he didn’t had the patience to wait the stall..
    .so now he did odd job at home to earned pocket money…and his prefer it than selling. seem sales job out of his future job..he..he.

  4. Peggy Guggenheim says:

    Lemonade with ‘no sugar added’? Leave it to Goop to make lemon water when life hands you lemons.

  5. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Yup, when life gives you lemons, give everyone else something bitter to swallow.

    • Jen Paul says:

      haha. God, my mum feeding me cake at my demand as a child was not good but it was definitely more fun than being raised a hungry little waify goopette.

  6. Jameson says:

    You never see pics of her kids playing with other kids.

  7. Annemarie says:

    Words cannot express how disgusting she is ughhh.. poor kids

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