Kris Jenner Denies Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Are Dating, Talks Bruce Sex Change

Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner showed America what her non-photoshopped face and arse looks like when she hauled herself along to the Today show this morning for a little chat.

Kris Jenner Today Show Bruce Jenner sex change

The detectives amongst you might be able to spot from the photograph above just how they got mama Kartrashian to appear on screen without the services of a body double. That’s right they put two huge glasses of wine on the table – which is like catnip for the old lush.

Anyway, the 58-year-old denied that One Direction pop poppet Harry Styles and semi-Kartrashian Kendall Jenner are an item.

She said they are not doing the horizontal walk of shame and when asked if the pair are going to get married added,

“I wouldn’t buy a dress just yet. You know what I mean…”

Uh huh, yes, we do. It’s called “a PR stunt”. When asked if they’re dating, Kris back-peddled further saying:

“Well, I dunno… They’re friends!”

Friends with the only benefit being you get tonnes of press ahead of your band’s American tour and the new season of your family’s trash TV show.

The Satan impersonator then decided she hasn’t quite finished making Bruce Jenner’s life a misery and happily chatted about his alleged sex change.

Bruce Jenner

Rather than making it clear beforehand that questions about her sixty-something lesbian ex were off-bounds, Pish yapped away about him, saying of the gender reassignment surgery rumours:

“No that is not happening.

“That is a story that they keep regurgitating from the ’70s, it’s so old…

“And we have six kids altogether. I don’t know.”

This left me wondering if she was inferring that Bruce had been thinking about getting the op since before he met her – which I’m sure was her intention.

(Unrelated but loltastic photo taken from Kris’s Instagram which she posted the other day, in a bid to make us think P-Diddy’s boffing her – the baseball cap says it all, ‘Revolt-ing). 

Kris Jenner P-Diddy

Watch Kris in all her non-post production, non-photoshopped “glory” below.

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9 Responses to Kris Jenner Denies Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Are Dating, Talks Bruce Sex Change

  1. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Kim: this is your face of Christmas future.

  2. Erin says:

    mama Kris needs to get a life.

  3. Jody says:

    The only reason that she denied is because he won’t appear on KUWTKs. Once he gives in and comes into the fold she will admit.

  4. Ant0scar says:

    Second photo…soz but she is turning into Jackie Stallone. Yeah, Jackie…

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