Kris Jenner showed America what her non-photoshopped face and arse looks like when she hauled herself along to the Today show this morning for a little chat.
The detectives amongst you might be able to spot from the photograph above just how they got mama Kartrashian to appear on screen without the services of a body double. That's right they put two huge glasses of wine on the table - which is like catnip for the old lush.
Anyway, the 58-year-old denied that One Direction pop poppet Harry Styles and semi-Kartrashian Kendall Jenner are an item.
She said they are not doing the horizontal walk of shame and when asked if the pair are going to get married added,
"I wouldn't buy a dress just yet. You know what I mean..."
Uh huh, yes, we do. It's called "a PR stunt". When asked if they're dating, Kris back-peddled further saying:
"Well, I dunno... They're friends!"
Friends with the only benefit being you get tonnes of press ahead of your band's American tour and the new season of your family's trash TV show.
The Satan impersonator then decided she hasn't quite finished making Bruce Jenner's life a misery and happily chatted about his alleged sex change.
Rather than making it clear beforehand that questions about her sixty-something lesbian ex were off-bounds, Pish yapped away about him, saying of the gender reassignment surgery rumours:
"No that is not happening.“That is a story that they keep regurgitating from the ’70s, it's so old..."And we have six kids altogether. I don't know."
This left me wondering if she was inferring that Bruce had been thinking about getting the op since before he met her - which I'm sure was her intention.
(Unrelated but loltastic photo taken from Kris's Instagram which she posted the other day, in a bid to make us think P-Diddy's boffing her - the baseball cap says it all, 'Revolt-ing).
Watch Kris in all her non-post production, non-photoshopped "glory" below.
Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.