From a celebrity that I totally heart to one I completely loathe or, to be more precise, two I completely loathe.
In much the same way that you never see Harry Styles and Kanye West together, a sighting of IT’S GWIIIN and Chris Martin together is about as common as seeing Angelina holding hands with Jennifer Aniston.
But here they are, spotted over Christmas in Hawaii, celebrating their tenth anniversary. Don’t they look thrilled to be with each other?
Goop looks like she’s wishing she was anywhere else than with her James Blunt look-alike hubby. Maybe she’s just annoyed because perhaps Chris too-closely followed traditional tenth wedding anniversary gift etiquette and gave her a gift made from tin (imagine Gwyneth unwrapping that: “IT’S TIIIN!”).
So guys, let 2014 be a year of change – Chris: stop being the dullest man alive; and Goop: stop ramming your lifestyle/slimming/parenting/living tips down our throats.
Let’s just enjoy the silence for a while…
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