Moo-ve It: Prince William Races Home From Farming School For Kate Middleton’s 32nd Birthday

Prince William sheep You can all relax - Prince William made it home for Kate Middleton's 32nd birthday yesterday after a long day at University boning up on the finer points of learning to tell one end of a sheep from the other while suspect-looking country folk sneak up on him from behind.   Prince William agricultural college The 31-year-old Duke of Cambridge "raced" back to London from his agricultural course for a celebration dinner with his wife, although I'm inclined to think he'd got wind of her going out on a spending spree with her mother on Tuesday, and was desperate to get back to Kensington Palace to change all the passwords on his online banking accounts before the Middletons did too much damage. [caption id="attachment_52498" align="aligncenter" width="564"]Eager to flex his newly-gleaned farming school muscles, Prince William challenged Daisy the cow to a fight. Eager to flex his newly-gleaned farming school muscles, Prince William challenged Daisy the cow to a fight.[/caption] No word yet on what William gave Catherine as a birthday gift, but presumably tying this year's Duchy of Cornwall company accounts up with a bow and plopping them on the table next to her glass of champagne would have managed to put a smile on her face. [caption id="attachment_52496" align="aligncenter" width="400"]Kate Middleton 32nd birthday present Prince William farming college Kate learns that "William's little farm in the countryside" that he's set to inherit - or 'The Duchy of Cornwall' as it's also known - is worth £728 million[/caption]

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12 Responses to Moo-ve It: Prince William Races Home From Farming School For Kate Middleton’s 32nd Birthday

  1. Fifie says:

    *Sigh* he was so hot when he had hair.

    • Jen Paul says:

      He actually was wasn’t he? Cute even dare I say.

    • Boadaciousbetty says:

      Gah! For a second I was fooled and thought he’d grown his hair long over his fivehead. So they are old pictures? Boohoo :( He really was scrumptious with hair. Love me a pair of broad rugby-playing shoulders.

      • Jen Paul says:

        Haha. Nah I’m just taking the p155 out of him. Apparently the course is dull CEO sh1te. “How does one offset the expense of fertiliser on the corporate tax balance sheets”. etc.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Only 31 and his looks have gone. I was still mistaken for a student when I was 31.No hair, but 100s of millions to fall back on. I guess that is a fair trade

    • Jen Paul says:

      Yeah but he hasn’t got that slightly thuggish face which means he could just shave it all off and look pretty hawt and rugged still (like Zara Philips hubby Mike). Those slightly inbred Royal genes didn’t get properly watered down by Di’s delicate ones unfortch.

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  4. interested party says:

    ‘fivehead’….funny!

  5. Jameson says:

    I wonder if he is going to learn about the pastime of cow tipping?

  6. Those Wills and sheep pics are pure gold!

  7. How many different versions of this karaoke songs re there?

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