Golden Globes 2014: If Only Sandra Bullock Was A Floating Head

I'll get right to the point. Nobody knows what the fork was going on with insanely ugly dress. Sandra+Bullock+71st+Annual+Golden+Globe+Awards I've been a flag-waving advocate for Sandra Bullock's embracing of colour and more youthful looks, but the Prabal Gurung black, baby pink AND baby blue colour-blocked satin gown she wore for last night's Golden Globe Awards. Hi-low hemline, humongo chevron effect, the thick and uninspiring pink lining - just so not good in any way. If anything could have saved this from total disaster, it was the white belt from the Pre-Fall 2014 look book (Note: same collection as Cate's G'Day USA tricky silk print on Saturday). Gurung-Sandra-Bullock-GlobesThe shoes would have gone a long way to anchoring the ensemble. As it stands, I don't even think a tween pop queen could carry this off. Having said all that, the hair and make-up was pretty fabulous. Sandra+Bullock+71st+Annual+Golden+Globe+Awards+3 'Pity she wasn't a floating head and shoulders for the evening. It wasn't a great night for Prabal as Zoe Saldana showed up in what could be described with kindness as 'remnant chic' from his Spring 2014 runway.

Zoe Saldana Prabal Gurung Golden Globes

She herself told the obnoxious Giuliana Rancic that the designer told her 'no one could wear this but you'. I tend to disagree. No living or inanimate creature could pull this mess off.

God love the three of them. They tried so hard.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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12 Responses to Golden Globes 2014: If Only Sandra Bullock Was A Floating Head

  1. Scarlett says:

    Disastrous!
    S xoxoxo

  2. Anonymous says:

    Between that fugly dress and the peeps toes I wanted to scream

  3. Ant0scar says:

    This is an early contender for Headline of the Year. Bravo Asho!

  4. BusyBee says:

    Zoe’s dress is awful.

  5. Sassy says:

    i actually liked Sandras dress…….

  6. fflorri says:

    They look like dresses Blair and Serena would have worn in Gossip Girl – I don’t mean that in a good way

  7. Niamho says:

    Clearance rail

  8. Flffgrrrlr says:

    This makes me sad. Poor Sandy must have felt awful when she stepped onto the red carpet and realised the dress was not daring but an ugly pile of embarrassing poop.

  9. cal says:

    The gown looks great on the model, no doubt it is Photoshopped. I think Sandra has the wrong skin tone for the pink.

    Yes, her hair and makeup looks great

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