WATCH: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s Golden Globes Opening Monologue


Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did a killer job of co-hosting the sh1t-show that is the Golden Globes last night.

They managed to come up with some genuinely chortle-worthy gags, my favourites being that Gravity is “a story about how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age“.

And Tina’s “And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio”.

They also snuck in a sneaky dig at Taylor Swift’s comments in Vanity Fair about their gags about her after last year’s show with Tina telling Amy : ”There’s a special place in hell for you”.

Taylor Swift gif

Unfortunately we’ll only ever be able to guess at Taylor’s reaction last night as it wasn’t on TV, but it’s probably the same face she does when she’s suffering a nasty bout of constipation.

Watch the ladies’ opening monologue below.

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6 Responses to WATCH: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s Golden Globes Opening Monologue

  1. Scarlett says:

    I can’t believe they said the Vagina thing! Priceless.
    S xoxoxo

  2. ‘American Hustle’ as ‘Explosion at the Wig Factory’ was genius. As was “there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streeps over 60″. And Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club’ weight loss – “lost 45 lbs, or what actresses call ‘being in a movie.’ ”

    Bravo ladies.

  3. Jen Paul says:

    Yep it was all amazing.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Love them together especially…Did you notice the number of SNL alum’s getting awards ? How cool is that…

  5. Jameson says:

    I loved it!

  6. Siska says:

    Love them

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