Miley’s Tongue and its many crimes against our eyeballs.
Enough is enough. Miley Cyrus’s tongue needs rehab, plus treatment for exhaustion and de-hydration. And a good scrub. Put it away forever, Miley.
Justin Bieber’s attempts to reinvent himself as a graffiti artist and all-round bad ass.
We’re all sick of Justin Bieber acting out. But with any luck he’ll end up doing time in prison and collect some meaningful memories away from his pampered playpen palace in Sherman Oaks to capture with his spray can.
Kanye West’s delusional temper tantrums.
Kanye West needs to realise that he’s basically a short, fairly crap rapper who’s got sh1t taste in fashion and whose baby mama is a trashy joke.
That’s why we’re laughing at him.
It’s not because he’s a misunderstood genius or the second koming of khrist.
Lady Gaga’s refusal to admit her career’s on a break.
Oh Gaga. Someone needs to take some time off somewhere quiet being of service to others and that someone is YOU.
Rehab would be a good start and Gags might rediscover that musical talent that made her a star in the first place. But right now the drugs, delusion and ridiculous outfits are what’s making that mega-watt power dull to a faint flicker.
Hollywood’s amnesia with regard to stars who abuse men, women and children.
Hollywood needs to STOP shrugging and accidentally forgetting when one of its own commits a violent and abusive crime and/or abuses of their position of power to get away with it.
Mike Tyson was at Sunday’s Golden Globes, despite the fact that he spent three years of a six year sentence in jail for raping a then-18 Desiree Washington in 1991.
Why has that fact conveniently been forgotten?
Charlie Sheen’s continually rewarded with multi-million dollar TV Show contracts – despite his long history of assaulting and abusing his wives and girlfriends and his revolting twitter tirades against the mothers of his children. (He called Denise Richards a ‘pig’ this week and threatened to make her and his children homeless – all over twitter).
The list goes on, but Hollywood needs to take a stand against its men and their continued abuse of women, children and anyone else they target.