Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Katy Perry and John Mayer
Kris Jenner and Anyone she’s linked with
Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney
Winner: Katy Perry and John Mayer
Katy Perry and John Mayer are like that couple at school that are only together because they’ve both already slept with everyone else.
But their schmaltzy insistence on doing a duet and posing like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths when we all know far dodgier substances have been there are what really sets the teeth on edge.
We give them until after the Grammys when the lure of three-ways with groupies will beckon for sleaze-tastic John and some tattooed douche will ensnare love-a-holic Katy.