BOHOS 2014: The Marlon Brando Hottest Male Celebrity Award

Nominees:

Jared Leto

Alexander Skarsgård

David Gandy

Jon Hamm

David Beckham

Winner: Jon Hamm 

Jon-Hamm

Despite the Boho writers all falling out over this category, Jon Hamm squeezes it for managing to look suave and debonair in all series of Mad Men – including the final one.

And also for having the words ‘Penis’ and ‘Bulge’ immediately appear in the results when you type his name into Google.

‘Respect.

About Ant0scar

Ant0scar first came to prominence as the inspiration behind Roland Mouret’s White Collection. Having subsequently turned his attention to writing, he has been twice nominated as best writer on Bohomoth and hopes to soon turn his love of short stories into a Day-Time Emmy Award, an Oscar and possibly a Grammy. When he’s not negotiating lower sauvignon blanc prices, Ant0scar enjoys socializing with Kate Moss, street-dancing and advanced dressage. He lives in exile with his husband on a barge with four imaginary Great Danes, a tarantula and a cardboard cut-out of Beyoncé. He must never be challenged...
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3 Responses to BOHOS 2014: The Marlon Brando Hottest Male Celebrity Award

  1. Jameson says:

    Oddly, he kind of evens it out amongst all the others.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Funny but when you see the pap photo’s he seems a man who peeked in the 60′s & 70′s bizarre for a man born in 1971…..but he just looks so good in a suit and so nerdy except for the bulge in casual clothes…

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