BOHOS 2014: The Trend That Must Die Now Award

Nominees: 

Grillz

Selfies

Twerking

Celebrity DJs

Reality TV

Winner: Twerking

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As cringe-worthy as a parent asking their kid to “chillax” or a grandparent shouting “Tuuuuune” at a “sick” song on the wireless, twerking may have been the word of 2013, but let’s leave it there.

Seeing someone twerk now is about as cool as watching someone solve a Rubix cube with a walkman on.

RIP.

About Ant0scar

Ant0scar first came to prominence as the inspiration behind Roland Mouret’s White Collection. Having subsequently turned his attention to writing, he has been twice nominated as best writer on Bohomoth and hopes to soon turn his love of short stories into a Day-Time Emmy Award, an Oscar and possibly a Grammy. When he’s not negotiating lower sauvignon blanc prices, Ant0scar enjoys socializing with Kate Moss, street-dancing and advanced dressage. He lives in exile with his husband on a barge with four imaginary Great Danes, a tarantula and a cardboard cut-out of Beyoncé. He must never be challenged...
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5 Responses to BOHOS 2014: The Trend That Must Die Now Award

  1. Anonymous says:

    It’s not even sexy.

  2. Boadaciousbetty says:

    I think we need to qualify this by reminding ourselves that it was embarrassing young white gals trying to be ‘street’ who stole this from the New Orleans hip hop Bounce music scene and ruined it for those who had used this form of expressive dance for yonks.

    I would be livid if a cabal of white gals stole my Mashed Potato/Sprinkler signature move.

    :P

  3. BusyBee says:

    We were doing this in the 90s, don’t know why it took so long to catch on lol

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