Shia LaBeouf Claims The Plagiarism Was Performance Art

Shia_LaBeouf_Cannes_2012 Shia LaBeouf has proven yet again that he's the crusty knob cheese on celebsville's penis by posting on twitter that all his recent plagiarism was really Joaquin Phoenix style performance art. Oh dear. SUCH an obvious move and it wasn't even good or interesting when Joaquin did it. I don't buy it for one second and I think it's clearly all a bid to distract people from him plagiarising Daniel Clowes' work. The recent twitter dribble, where LaBellend copied other peoples' apologies and used them as his own after being caught red-handed ripping off Daniel Clowes' graphic novel, is supposedly a wanky sixth form-style art project that Shitehead's been doing with “Meta-Modernist” Luke Turner, David Ayer and Kenneth Goldsmith (who is the Museum of Modern Art's first poet laureate). So it took three people to copy and paste stuff on twitter and pass it off as verbal diarrhoea direct from Shia's own brain? And yet it was still a load of pointless old shite that left everyone rolling their eyes and wishing he'd check into rehab. But anyway here's the two "manifestos" (snickersnort) that Shia posted on twitter (but then deleted) where he rattles on about twitter being performance art. 2g0fJAS It's supposedly him rallying against us becoming a cut and paste culture when he's forgetting the glaring hole in this argument which is that he's a cut and paste human-being.  fMUhPiG   He's calling the project "Stop creating" but I think a better name would be simply: "Stop doing drugs". If you're into deciphering Shia twitter-witter, on the green bit of paper at the bottom he discusses suicide and talks about Berlin being a funeral. Shia's due in Berlin for the premiere of the director's cut of Nymphomaniac for the film festival which runs from Feb. 6-16th. Is Shia planning to kill himself in a final act of defiance against his haters? Or does he simply mean he's killed his career and Berlin Film Festival's a funeral? Does anyone care other than Shia? Shia gif

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11 Responses to Shia LaBeouf Claims The Plagiarism Was Performance Art

  1. Anonymous says:

    The guy gives me some serious creeps. He has seemed unhinged for a very long time now, the guy needs to check himself before he does something he can’t come back from. But, alas, I don’t think that is going to happen.

  2. Inyourbox says:

    Knob

  3. Peggy Guggenheim says:

    Christ. He spelled it ‘plagarisum.’

  4. 12stepschmuckprogram says:

    I am filled with self loathing and utter disgust because I saw his naked trailer for Nymphomaniac and all I want to do is schtup him. Like a wild animal. It’s horrible and terrible and I can barely admit it but it’s true. But I can’t even see him without getting serious ladywood. I need help.

  5. Ant0scar says:

    I didn’t think “19 year-old pop prick” could be topped, but “LaBellend” and “Shitehead” have just thrown this competition wide open… *bows* :-)

  6. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Can’t be bothered to even read any of the crap he’s spouting… Wadda prick.

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