Monthly Archives: April 2012

CELEBRITY: GWYNETH PALTROW WANTS US ALL TO LOVE HER – IS SHE GEARING UP FOR A DIVORCE FROM CHRIS MARTIN?

Someone fetch me a large bottle of vodka or five and keep me up MORE...

CELEBRITY: NEVER MIND THE CAMEL TOE, MARIAH CAREY SERVES US UP THE WHOLE FOOT…

Oh my giddy Aunt- my eyes! my eyes! someone pluck out my eyes!… Mariah MORE...

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FASHION x CELEBRITY: WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER PART ONE – MICHELLE OBAMA & LINDSAY LOHAN TOGETHER AT LAST

So the White House throws a soiree every year for for Correspondents, or something, MORE...

CELEBRITY: LINDSAY LOHAN TO BECOME THE KARDASHIAN’S B*STARD GINGER STEPCHILD?

Who is this bloated loser being stalked by reality Kartrashian Klan Mom-a-ger Kris Jenner MORE...

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ROYALS x SHOPPING: REISS ANNOUNCES SAMPLE & WAREHOUSE SALE – WATCH OUT FOR SKINFLINT MIDDLETON

Darlings, fancy bagging yourself a little Kate Middleton action? No, I’m not talking about MORE...

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CELEBRITY x BEAUTY: HAS PLASTIC SURGERY TAKEN A GOSSIP GIRL? LEIGHTON IS ON THE KIDMAN EXPRESS

I thought Leighton Meester’s face looked a little, em, something on her April cover MORE...

ROYALS: PIPPA MIDDLETON- ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID, NEVER THE BRIDE

Ah, it seems like just a matter of weeks ago since I was sitting MORE...

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FASHION x TRENDS: THE BEST OF POLYVORE – DECO PARLOR MADAM

Hey kids, I can’t hold in my respect for Polyvore’s pseudo-stylists any longer. Polyvore MORE...

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FASHION x SHOPPING: UNIQLO HITS UP LULU GUINNESS FOR SOME RETRO WHIMSY ON A TEE

After the unmitigated comments disaster of the Orla Kiely for Uniqlo collection, it is MORE...

ROYALS x FASHION: KATE & WILL WEDDING RECAP – THE BLUE BLOODS

So we’ve talked about the dress. Now, on to the next thing that distinguished MORE...

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ROYALS x FASHION: MEMORY LANE – KATE’S MCQUEEN WEDDING DRESSES

First up in our royal wedding recap is the bride of the century herself, MORE...

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ROYALS x FASHION: KATE & WILLIAM WEDDING RECAP – IN YOUR FACES, BRANGELINA

Oh yes people, it’s been a year since we ogled Kate and Wills, the Brit and MORE...

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ROYAL x FASHION: BOHO REPRO – KATE AWAKENS WAKELEY WITH MCQUEEN

Well, well, well, well. What do we ‘ave ‘ere then? Is it the Duchess MORE...

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CELEBRITY x FASHION: DIAZ, THERON & PFEIFFER DUKE IT OUT FOR BEST LBD IN LAS VEGAS

Goodness me, the celebrity and their fashion fame-whoring antics just will not quit this MORE...

CELEBRITY: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SCREW UP FROM LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan, who has become a terrible warning to child-stars everywhere of the perils MORE...

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CELEBRITY x FASHION: BOHO REPRO – WE LIKE SOMETHING GWYNETH PALTROW WORE – HELL FREEZES OVER

Well, children, it seems as though hell has frozen over because today I find MORE...

CELEBRITY: VICTORIA BECKHAM GLUGS CHAMPAGNE IN HER DRESSING GOWN WHILE WE ALL GO GOOEY OVER HARPER SEVEN

Who is this naughty kid in a fluffy dressing gown glugging champagne? Why it’s MORE...

FASHION x CELEBRITY: JENNIFER LOPEZ WEARS HER MIDLIFE CRISIS ON HER SLEEVE (AND THE REST OF HER IN FACT)

  Jennifer Lopez rocked what Shiny calls the ‘gay cabaret lion’ as she headed MORE...

ROYALS: KATE MIDDLETON FINALLY WEARS DECENT SHOES, BUT PRINCE WILLIAM ROCKS A COMB-OVER

We had a double dose of Wills and Kate yesterday and a few things MORE...

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FASHION x ROYALS: THE DUCHESS OF DULL IS BACK – KATE THINKS THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOUR

As much as I enjoy the pleasure of judging Kate Middleton two days in MORE...

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CELEBRITY X FASHION: KIM KRASHES CHANEL DINNER – DISHWASHER NOW MORE FABULOUS BY ASSOCIATION

Let’s all yawn together at the thought of a snooty artists dinner in New MORE...

CELEBRITY: BEYONCE INSULTS US ALL WITH HER VERSION OF REAL-LIFE ISSUES… FLAT SHOES AND HOME HAIRCUTS

When you have a team of nannies to do the night feeds and for MORE...

CELEBRITY: GWYNETH PALTROW GIVES RANDOM PASSER-BY WOOD IN NEW YORK CITY, BUT CHRIS MARTIN DOESN’T FLINCH

SuperGoop Gwyneth Paltrow was snapped food shopping in New York yesterday which of course MORE...

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FASHION x ROYALS: BOHO REPRO – LET’S PLAY KATE MIDDLETON STYLIST

Hands up who wants to smack a BOHO REPRO on Kate Middleton? Now it’s MORE...