So we’ve looked at the first wave of the rash of unknown and forgotten celebrities at the 11th InStyle Summer Soiree in The London Hotel in West Hollywood this week.
Khloe Kardashian, Mena Suvari and Jenna Elfman weren’t the only gals to have me scratching my head.
‘Dear God, no’ was my initial reaction to Sophia Bush from the neck up. I mean, it’s virtually impossible to pull your eye away from those lips and the ’70s social worker hair.
With the exception of the hiddy klunkers, this is a super cute oufit, ruined by an insistance on being ‘ugly/pretty fashion girl’.
I go back and forth on Malin Akerman. She rarely bangs that nail on the head, but when she does, she’s on FIRE. On this occasion she was in the ball-park but failed to score.
I adore the colour, the fabrication and the massive draped key-hole. What is letting this look down is that after-thought of a centre split. It’s very awkward with the revealing top. Also the bag is so close in colour but off in tone to the dress, it’s again awkward and distracting.
Modern Family cute-icle smarty-pants, Ariel Winter showed up in her usual level of age-appropriate twee.
I first balked at those Daisy Duck pumps but the more I take in the proportion with the dress and her head, I’m kind of digging how cartoon-ish she is.
Sorry Maria Menounos, all the fabulous belts, McQueen-esque marble prints and t-bar sandals in the world aren’t getting me on-board with Halloween witch costume hems.
Did someone give Ashley Rickards a $50 voucher for Claires Accessories and task her with styling herself in 5 minutes?
That swirly hemline and with nude klunkers peeping below is the work of Satan.
Does Lindsay Vonn have a stylist, or even a mirror for that matter?
Everything is so transparent, all I can see if I squint is a pair of floating over-kohl-ed eyes.