So, why the sudden change?- Maybe she had a good laugh to herself about those stories doing the rounds online last week that Ashton Kutcher’s perma-joined-at-the-hip girlfriend Mila Kunis is pregnant – which her rep then had to swiftly deny as he’s still technically married to Demi.
Talking of food, it looks as if Demi’s actually been eating regular meals as well.
Unfortunately, a few cheeseburgers and a spray tan aren’t going to fix Ms. Moore permanently- she’s one of those women whose often frail grip on happiness is dependent on her being with a man. A much younger, gorgeous one preferably- you’re as young as the man you feel and all that.
Whilst I’m fully behind this new healthy Demi and rooting for it to be the start of an upwards trajectory for her, I don’t think we’ll see her back to her best until she has a new boyfriend on her arm. Which is a shame but simply how some women are.
I’ve been thinking what she could do to rectify this. She should get on the ‘phone to her partner in Kaballah Madonna and see if she can buy one of baby Brahim’s playmates from her.
As well as being Madge’s horizontal Morris Dancing partner, 24-year-old Brahim is a member of a dance troupe (or whatever the kids call it) who are ridiculously called the Pockemon Crew but amazing at what they do.
Madonna recently sacked one of them – Lilou- (who’s pictured above and below) and it resulted in a bit of a row between the two lovers.
So what Madonna should do to make this right is give Lilou the job as Demi’s new boyfriend, because let’s face it, a man who can do that on just one hand is guaranteed to put a perma-smile on Demi’s face with what he’s no doubt capable of in the bedroom.