You know you’ve done too many drugs when you try to start rubbing your lady bits all over a tree.
Jenny McCarthy, 40, says that she had taken ecstasy on a beach with some friends, stripped naked wandered off to the nearest woods and then took the term tree hugging just that bit too far.
The mum of one remembers: “I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!”
Jen’s friends then started freaking out they’d taken too much of the drug- probably after clapping eyes on her- and wanted to walk to the nearest road and get help. Which would have been funny but it was at this point she realised they were all stark naked.
She said: “I noticed that we weren’t wearing anything. So I responded, ‘Let’s not. We’re naked. Let’s just try to sneak back to the beach and get our clothes.’
In her latest book Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic, she also reveals she heard voices in her head: “I heard a chanting voice breathing down my neck. It kept saying, ‘Bimbos in limbo.’ This must have been an act of God to punish me.”
Nah. It was probably the tree yelling for her to come and finish it off.