It’s official. K-Stew is messing with my emoticons.
Where my face is usually set to 
on her looks, the b*tch has garnered more than her fair share of 
of recent (followed swiftly by a 
at myself).
And last night’s Breaking Dawn: Part 2 red carpet was no exception to the new rule. Let’s just put it out there, like pulling off a Band Aid. Kristen Stewart looked fucking amazing.
We have no opinion-in-a-can here. If a gal looks good, regardless of her stinking unprofessional behaviour and questionable lifestyle choices, we’ll hand it to her.
The hair-and-make up are the best I’ve seen from her. I do wish that she’d gone red over pink on the lip, but overall, the head has never looked better.
The Zuhair Murad dress will be very familiar. The Lebanese designer is a huge A-Lister favourite, boasting Jennifer Lopez as his top client. His costumes for JLo’s current tour use this sunray motif heavily.
The Twilight Saga star’s choice of nude underwear-as-outerwear with a sheer skirt is no surprise to me. Giving her critics an ‘up yours’ is her signature move. How better to send a direct hit to her haters, than to show up looking semi-naked in near boudoir-wear. Cheeky b*tch.
In wearing a dress that is the modern embodiment of The Scarlet Letter, she’s telling the public that they can beat her with the stick if they want but she’s over it (by effectively wearing said stick).
This is the same designer that she turned to for her first red carpet appearance after the Sanders scandal hit in August. At the Toronto International Film Festival, she wore a colourful embroidered Murad cocktail dress. It’s no surprise that she went back to a designer that she perhaps saw as helping her through a difficult public appearance.
Though the look overall works in spades, the bust in the corset make her boobs look comically small. I would have gone for a flat-fronted or draped corset a la Vivienne Westwood.
All in all, she’s showed up for work, not a ratty Converse trainer in sight, and she’s polished. Can’t complain.
FYI, she has a shoe holder.
In an interview with Sunday Times she said that she signs autographs better out of heels, explaining why she gets down off her stilts to ‘be with her fans’.
That’s some mean PR coaching.
Shoes are Jimmy Choo and jewelry is by Cartier. But who is talking about the accessories, amirite?
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OM GAWD=; Is that a camel toe I see? Above the shoe-holder.
All signs point to ‘Yes’.
Is that a tattoo on her …. (doing quick mental calculation)….left arm?