Ever wondered what happens when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give their six nannies a night off when they’re visting his parents in his hometown of Missouri?
Why they head to the local pizza parlour under the pretence of feeding them, ask staff to close the place up and let the children amuse themselves throwing food at each other and the walls until bedtime while they sit in the corner sipping wine ignoring their brood giving the lucky waiters a chance to race around after their little darlings.
“The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus,” an insider tells Us Weekly of Brangelina plus Maddox, 11, Pax, 8, Zahara, 7, Shiloh, 6, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 4′s trips to Arris’ Pizza in Missouri. ”They jump on tables and even throw food at each other!”
The polite insider describes the Jolie-Pitt’s lazy parenting as they “let the kids enjoy themselves.
“Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles!”
Brad’s usually a pretty good tipper so fingers crossed, before they took the kids home, he dished out a roll of one hundred dollar bills to the poor staff who they left probably pulling bits of pizza dough and olives out of their hair for the whole of the next week.
Let’s hope too they took some leftovers home for their pet bulldog Jacques.
They are awful parents, hope I live long enough to read each kids autobiography …
That’s what I think about a lot of these sleb’s kids, Jojo. Can’t wait!
Total disaster. I’m guessing that the Mickey Dee’s salt and sugar rush from lunch is fuelling them? But at least Brad’s a good tipper.
Poor kids, no real home, no real education and bum parents to boot…
Hope Brad and Angie leave them a lot of money (and someone to manage it) because they aren’t going to equipped for real life.
Yea, sorry but I’m just not down for tabloid gossip attacks on the kids. I call tabloid bullshite on this. These kids are extremely well behaved in public and a restaurant is a public place to a kid – even with doors shut. And neither parent seems tolerant of such misbehavior.
The only times I have ever read anything similar was in another unsourced gossip article many years ago. Notice how no dates or times are given. Typical of made up stories.
I can see some normal kid misbehavior especially toward siblings but this just reads like something blown all out of proportion to sell a story.
Um, why do people say they aren’t getting an education? That sounds ridiculous. You do realize that plenty of people get great educations without ever attending the local public school.
Put your disadvantaged and unruly patchwork collection of ‘normal’ kids in a school and let them live in one place and have roots and some sense of homey normalcy (the kind you claim every refugee deserves) or else hop a train and never come back you hobo freaks. You are like trash blowing around a parking lot. When’s the fucking wedding jackasses?
What wedding ? Oh wait lets see if Brad is nominated for an Oscar…
he doesn’t have a chance this year – Denzel is gunning…….
Have started seeing promo’s for his film coming out this month in the states “Killing Them Softly”
and so the PR games are about to begin….sadly we will be seeing a lot of them.
Ya know what, for once I hope he DOES get nominated just to see if the nob makes an honest woman out of Whorelina Wholie.
Hate is evil,Jesus said love thy enemy. Worse thing you don’t even know this people personally. Stop smearing false gossip. That’s their private life and not yours. Everyone moves on,except you who are fanatics. What ever makes them happy,let it be.