CALL OF DUTY: NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A ROYAL, IT’S THE GAME PRINCE WILLIAM PLAYS ON HIS X-BOX IN HIS SPARE TIME

Prince William, like a lot of 30-year-old men, plays Call of Duty on his X-Box when he’s not working.

This none too shocking fact-ette comes courtesy of a blog post on the royal family’s new website.

Disappointingly, they’ve also posted a fairly boring day in the life of Flight Lieutenant Wales – which is what Wills is known as in the RAF Search and Rescue squadron where he works when he’s not in Borneo or busy taking the missus on holidays where she whips her top off and gets snapped half-naked.

Instead, I wanted to see an at home with him and Kate- complete with photos of them snuggled up in bed reading The Sun and watching Made in Chelsea re-runs on a Saturday morning, eating bacon sarnies as Lupo the dog begs for scraps at their feet.

Too much to hope for, I know.

They’ve posted ten new pictures, including one of the Prince pretending he knows how to use a computer for anything other than to search for free porn and another where he fakes he makes his own bed at the RAF base in Anglesey, Wales.

Whilst William would happily eschew royal duties for another few years, his current tour ends this time next year.

What I’m hearing is that he wants to stay where he is but the powers that be are insisting that the time has come for him to embrace royal life fully, taking pressure off The Queen and taking over her duties and getting cracking on producing that family.