Apologies. I know many of you are perusing these shots of Madonna as you chomp your way through your morning cornflakes.
The 54-year-old singer gave us a glimpse of what she’d had for breakfast at her concert in Miami, Florida on Monday, which reminds me I need to book myself in for a smear test.
I’m all for expressing yourself and we’ve all seen Madge’s Vadge a million times before so it’s a bit of a yawn in general, but isn’t she worried that wearing knickers this tight might accidentally surgically remove her labia when she gets baby Brahim to peel them off in her dressing room after the show?
Oh well, at least he knows what to get her for Thanksgiving now.
A pair of big comfy Bridget Jones style knickers accompanied by a card with the above image on it and the message: ‘I saw this and thought of you’.