Women of the world rejoice- Gwen Stefani IS actually normal and has, for the first time during her 43 years on this earth, at last been captured on camera looking, erm, ya know, not as Gwenish as she usually is.
Thank fork I’m not a celebrity is all I can say.
If paps were hanging around outside my house, the other day they’d have caught me looking a hella lot worse than this – running around in an actual full-length Japanese kimono (ta, ebay), wearing studded, black Hunter wellies, screeching repeatedly: ‘NUCKY!’ after one of my dogs escaped first thing in the morning.
This is how Gwen really looks after dropping her two kids off at school.
But if TV advertising is to be believed, she does this before one of her five-times-a-week 90-minute work outs, after which she goes on to write songs on the tour bus with No Doubt as she sits around looking FIERCE, taking calls from Gavin on Skype and approving designs for her L.a.m.b. clothing line all from her windows ‘phone. (According to the below ad).
Le sigh. Her tour bus is cooler than my actual house.
I love that she can be bothered to put red lipstick on for the school run- despite still having pillow creases on her face from the night before.
I’m so glad I don’t have to do the school-run anymore. It used to give me stress stomach aches, I swear. ‘Forget lipstick or clothes. I used to wear my pyjamas and cunningly disguise them by pulling a full-length coat over them slamming the door on the carnage in the house behind me as I went.
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If by normal, you mean a wife that is knowingly married to a guy that would rather have sex with men.
Kudos to her for being a hands-on Mum and a successful business woman.