Talking of gorgeous- I’m all over Amber Heard’s new dip-dye look and fully approve of her as wifelet and baby momma no.2 for Johnny Depp- forget Wills and Kate, those two would have divine babies.
She’s one of those women who would look stunning in a bin-liner and, she’s a Hunter S. Thompson fanatic as well and no doubt excitedly listens to Johnny off his face of red wine reading excerpts from his favourite novels and re-telling his Hunter anecdotes enraptured while Vanessa probably got tired of it after all those years together.
I can’t help but wonder if the 26-year-old Texan’s new look might be in part related to her renewed relationship with The Pirate of The Caribbean star, who more often than not, has had brunette other halves.
Would Amber have Johnny’s baby?
Does Depp look like he woke up hungover, fully-clothed after a ten-day bender and ran, covered in glue through a patchouli-scented, crystals and dreamcatchers shop aimed at hippy tourists in Glastonbury?
Yes, she would.
She’s also doing a hell of a lot of stomach-covering in these shots – taken in Philadelphia on Monday.
I just hope if we do hear the pitter patter of Depp-Heard feet sometime soon that Amber doesn’t allow little Pistol’s days to be numbered.
No, that’s not some sly way of inferring Johnny’s not generously endowed, that’s the name of her tiny Yorkie dog.
It’s probably a vicious little sh-t too.
So, Do you think she is pregnant?
Well, actually I’ve a seen a picture of her the other day (precisely that day when she was accompanying Johnny in a concert where he was playing guitar) and she looks fuller than usual
She’s been covering her belly in some shots of her at LAX a couple of weeks ago too
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If she is pregnant with that dirty old mans spawn I am gonna throw up! Where is Ambers father in this disgusting scenario? Apparently money can even buy a fathers silence! if some 50 year old man was boning my 20 year old daughter the cops would have to restrain me from dragging my little girl out of there! This is really gettting outragous.
l think depp would have sex with anyone if they were hot
and i sure do