Scarlett Johansson really is now with French “creative executive” (which probably means in reality doing precisely f-ck all I expect) Romain Dauriac and they were happily snogging in front of the paps in New York yesterday.
I had kind of thought Romain was a bit of a munter given the photos that have been doing the rounds of him online but now I can see exactly what Scar-Jo sees in him.
He’s got big feet, big ear lobes and a huge trouser bulge and they’re all fail-proof ways of telling certain things about a potential lover and I’d bet good money that he’s hung like Jay-Z and knows his way around a woman’s body.
I expect Scar-Jo’s also fallen for the accent (it doesn’t do it for me – not that I’m some boyfriend connoisseur) and he’ll already be telling her non-stop how much he loves her and getting moody when she doesn’t say it back – with lots of heated arguments which are actually foreplay it’s just she won’t know that.
I love how Scarlett’s gone through men like matchbooks when she’s in between movies over the past eighteen months.
She’s like: ‘Keep your twee weddings girls, I’m busy having hawt sex with a steady stream of lovers whom I dump when I tire of them’.
I bet that Blake Lively and Jessica Biel are looking at their empty work diaries and Ryan and Justin snoring beside them in bed and seething with twinges of jealousy.