Scarlett Johansson really is now with French “creative executive” (which probably means in reality doing precisely f-ck all I expect) Romain Dauriac and they were happily snogging in front of the paps in New York yesterday.
I had kind of thought Romain was a bit of a munter given the photos that have been doing the rounds of him online but now I can see exactly what Scar-Jo sees in him.
He’s got big feet, big ear lobes and a huge trouser bulge and they’re all fail-proof ways of telling certain things about a potential lover and I’d bet good money that he’s hung like Jay-Z and knows his way around a woman’s body.
I expect Scar-Jo’s also fallen for the accent (it doesn’t do it for me – not that I’m some boyfriend connoisseur) and he’ll already be telling her non-stop how much he loves her and getting moody when she doesn’t say it back – with lots of heated arguments which are actually foreplay it’s just she won’t know that.
I love how Scarlett’s gone through men like matchbooks when she’s in between movies over the past eighteen months.
She’s like: ‘Keep your twee weddings girls, I’m busy having hawt sex with a steady stream of lovers whom I dump when I tire of them’.
I bet that Blake Lively and Jessica Biel are looking at their empty work diaries and Ryan and Justin snoring beside them in bed and seething with twinges of jealousy.
Oh no, they’re getting worse and worse….
His pants are too short, and not in a fashionable way. I wouldn’t deal with that!
yah he looks douchey