You know how I was inferring that Harry Styles is using Taylor Swift for publicity while he’s in the states, well it would appear that One Direction rivals The Wanted are going the same route with but with the decidedly less wholesome Lindsay Lohan.
Of course though with her, there’s the added bonus that they can pass her around like a bong at a Miley Cyrus birthday party on the tour bus to pass the time as they drive from city to city and she won’t remember a thing in the morning – given her penchant for getting herself in a Rohypnol-like state.
I am kidding of course, Lildsay would happily do any of them without being spangled out of her puffy little face.
And, I’m sure Max George et al are genuinely enthralled that Lindsay’s got her mind set on becoming the Yoko Ono of The Wanted. You can see it in their faces in the photographs above.
But instead of stalking a boy band and attending their gigs in Boston, Philadelphia and New York this week shouldn’t Lil-Let be focusing on her many financial woes?
Never fear. Take a look at the determination etched across these bloated features and take notes- cash strapped cerfs!
According to Radar Online the canny dalmation-like one is multi-tasking and has been getting her younger sister Ali to sell off her used designer clothes to a second-hand store in Los Angeles and making a small fortune.
And, by ‘small’, I mean tiny- Ali was heard complaining: “Thirty dollars for these? They cost $700! This is ridiculous!”
Who knew there was a market on the West Coast of America for clothes with pot and cigarette burns all over them and perhaps a few of her now defunct leggings line and her mum Dina’s shoe range (called hilariously: Shoe-han) thrown in for good measure?
So there’s that and the possibility that Lindz is now working as The Wanted’s official coke and weed dealer while they’re in America.
Which is a good thing as usually when you read ‘Wanted’ and Lindsay Lohan’ in the same sentence you assume she’s in trouble with the law for the umpteenth time.