Aw look. Baby Justin Bieber leant Kirsten Stewart his Prime Minister meeting yellow daps for her to wear to the Late Late Show on Monday.
The 22-year-old bratress appears to be doing the: ‘I got the water cut off at my house so can’t have a shower’ shabby style chic look on purpose now.
I swear no-one’s hair’s naturally that greasy, she must be adding extra lashings of Brylcream to get that ‘I woke up with my own hair glued to my cheek’ hairdo to promote On The Road.
You can tell that security guard opening the car door for her’s holding his breath as the clouds of stale beer, cigarette smoke and aroma de Pattinson man-seed wafts out of the four wheel drive and past his nose.
So what did K-Stew tell the host Craig Ferguson once there?
Well, although she happily did it in a steamed up Mini Cooper and right in the open of a public park with Rupert Sanders, she claims that dirty dancing in the movie was ‘terrifying’.
I smell a bit of faux ‘butter and your husband’s gizz wouldn’t melt in my mouth’ type PR now it’s been confirmed that Kristen will indeed be working with Ben Affleck on the film which has a working title of Focus in 2013.
But in case Jennifer Garner’s not already lacing Ben Affleck’s food with bromide ahead of him filming with La Stewart next year, let’s remember what her real attitude is to her directors.
‘Once we got on set, it was so about just breathing and letting it happen,’ she told the Toronto film festival presser about working with On The Road’s Walter Salles. ‘He put so much trust in us, so it was like, “Okay, so I have to take my clothes off?” It’s so not a big [deal].’
With their shotgun marriage only narrowly escaping Blake Lively’s fame-whoring with Ben on The Town and ex Gwyneth Paltrow once claiming that Ben’s not happy unless he has a stripper in one hand and a Budweiser in the other – ‘best book Ben in for the snip now, Jen, just in case.
“You can tell that security guard opening the car door for her’s holding his breath as the clouds of stale beer, cigarette smoke and aroma de Pattinson man-seed wafts out of the four wheel drive and past his nose.”
Why do you have to name Rob whenever you talk to her? Why are you selling their PR circus?
She makes me itch all over.
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And we should all listen because she’s so perfect…right! She should’t talk ,much less criticize people when she’s the one that cheated on all her boyfriends including Ben
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