Well that’s one way to distract your 24-year-old boyfriend from checking out the surgery scars behind your ears.
Madge decided to help the residents of Porto Alegre, Brazil, to loose some festive weight by forcing a packed audience at her MDNA show there to vomit the entire contents of their stomachs onto their feet as she tongued baby Brahim Zaibat right in front of them.
I love Madge, but I have no idea what that was supposed to be about- perhaps she’s ran out of jibes to aim at Lady Gaga and Elton John and now everyone’s bored of the whole Pussy Riot thing and her getting her bits out, the 54-year-old decided to grab the headlines this time by licking her paid lover’s tonsils.
I’m not sure any amount of money is worth having to swallow your own sick – as it looks as if the poor child’s doing directly after the snog.
Just close your eyes, lie back and and think of Lourdes is my advice, Brahim.