So it’s well known that high street uber-brand Mango gave Kate Moss the push (or she told them to fack off – I prefer the latter tale). And who did they replace her with? The most boring supermodel in the history of striking-a-pose and throwing blue steel at a photographer.
Here we have Miranda Kerr at the Mango SS13 launch this week.
My eyes don’t roll far back enough in my head in reaction to everything and anything this one does – from her boring marriage to Orlando Bloom (which is allegedly on the rocks but who gives a toss) and post-baby-body-bullshit, to her f*cking Victoria’s Secret wings and Joey Potter dimple.
Kate looks better passed out in a drunken stupor with Sadie Frost’s vomit caked in her hair than this wannabe glamour-puss.
At her Mango launch in January 2012…
…and the Autumn-Winter 2012 launch with Uncle Terry’s thumb ready for action.
But let’s decide on the campaign shall we?
It’s a resounding ‘piss off kissy-face’ from the Bohomoth jury. Kate wins. Hands down, every round.
You scared me, I thought Kate passed….
Sad to say that the Gunnedah girl looks like a strung out Tulisa in these shots.
LOL
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Kate, every time.
Kate would have taken one look at those vile clothes and said ‘no feckin way’. And If that’s what Mango is serving up for s/s13 I won’t be going anywhere near it either, that stuff looks like the dregs of the super-discount rails at TK Maxx.
Um, I agree. Looks like Italian jeans in the early 00s.
Why will Kate Moss NOT get old and raggy??!!
god knows cocaine kate has been abusing herself for years…..but it seems to be aging her in reverse….she’s the benjamin button of models !!