Poor old Britney Spears doesn’t look happy as she poses up on the mauve carpet for X Factor US and has that ‘please someone awake me and tell me it’s all fine and I’m just dreaming’ startled rabbit-in-the-headlights look about her.
The 31-year-old singer turned X Factor judge and mentor (even though she’s legally not deemed capable of signing her own cheques) paired her set-to-blind teeth and pre-operative transexual tryin’ female on for size hair with a Vegas cocktail dress shift and pole dancer shoes.
I love little Britney and she can do no wrong in no my eyes, but she really needs to get fiancé Jason Trawick to set his alarm before his daily 2pm Playstation session starts, to stop her from waking up in a post-sleeping pill haze and accidentally wandering into Papa Jamie Spears and Larry Rudolphs’ secret walk-in dressing up wardrobe on the top floor before she gets changed for X Factor.
she has dead eyes