And, the clinging-on-by-her-fingernails 50-year-old ought to ditch the Mr. Magoo glasses and invest in contact lenses if she wants people to ever stop thinking she’s crazy.
Obviously, the woman whose motto is more is more, is thinking that this is her intellectual look as she’s currently in Dusseldorf, Germany for photographer Andreas Gursky’s exhibition at the Museum Kunst Palast.
I’ve just had a look and he’s 57, so he’s safe from Demi’s advances if there’s any parties with vats of Red Bull and vodka on offer.
Usually if a celeb is attending an exhibition as a private visit it wouldn’t be confirmed or announced by a rep – who’d be worried about p-ssing them off and losing out on a juicy commission or sale.
But Demi’s not broke. She’s actually worth $10 million more than Ashton Kutcher.
So what’s the motivation? It has to be convincing her now-ex art dealer boyfriend Vito Schnabel that she’s a serious collector and knows her stuff and that’s why she was getting plastered and dancing on tables in Miami for Art Basel, it wasn’t because she was stalking him at all.
For gawd’s sake, Demi. That’s a Rihanna move. Put down the caffeine, booze and the toyboys, go and win back your childrens’ respect and grow the f-ck up.