First of all, Demi Moore needs to bin these boots, they’re giving me an intense urge to barf on my own lap.
And, the clinging-on-by-her-fingernails 50-year-old ought to ditch the Mr. Magoo glasses and invest in contact lenses if she wants people to ever stop thinking she’s crazy.

Obviously, the woman whose motto is more is more, is thinking that this is her intellectual look as she’s currently in Dusseldorf, Germany for photographer Andreas Gursky’s exhibition at the Museum Kunst Palast.
I’ve just had a look and he’s 57, so he’s safe from Demi’s advances if there’s any parties with vats of Red Bull and vodka on offer.
Anyway, the museum officially announced that Demi was ‘very excited’ to be in the city, which makes me wonder if this was actually a paid gig?
Usually if a celeb is attending an exhibition as a private visit it wouldn’t be confirmed or announced by a rep – who’d be worried about p-ssing them off and losing out on a juicy commission or sale.
But Demi’s not broke. She’s actually worth $10 million more than Ashton Kutcher.
So what’s the motivation? It has to be convincing her now-ex art dealer boyfriend Vito Schnabel that she’s a serious collector and knows her stuff and that’s why she was getting plastered and dancing on tables in Miami for Art Basel, it wasn’t because she was stalking him at all.
For gawd’s sake, Demi. That’s a Rihanna move. Put down the caffeine, booze and the toyboys, go and win back your childrens’ respect and grow the f-ck up.












we are watching a mid-life crisis unfold before our eyes…..
we are watching a mental breakdown of Britney proportions before our eyes…..sad
Crazy is in the genes with this one. Her mother was a certified nutter so no surprises here. It is entertaining as all hell to watch. She could be the text book example for future generations of Hollywood starlets of how not to age gracefully and adapt. I shudder with embarrassment for her daughters.
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yikes
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I would presume that Demi would be worth more than $10M more than Ash … but I’m guessing his many endorsements and that Meat and Two Veg gig have closed the gap?
That’s a great tidbit buried in the article. The reason I read your site is for these gems that are missed if you scan the posts. Sort of like the easter eggs they hide in super-deluxe DVDs/Blu-rays containing outtakes, production featurettes, etc. for the real hard-core fans who want to know more and more information.
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