ARSE: RIHANNA MAYBE GOT A DOPE PLANT TATTOOED ON HER BUM AS THE WORLD LEARNS SHE’S PROBABLY BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN

I’m bored of Rihanna and the gay community has dropped her because of her renewed dalliance with the homophobic, celebrity girlfriend-beater Chris Brown.

I predict that by this time next year the once-promising 16-year-old that Jay-Z f-cked plucked from obscurity in Barbados then propelled to world stardom will be the Lindsay Lohan of the music world.

Yes stick a fork in her in December 2013 because she’ll be done.

But thankfully, I suppose, one person will never tire of her antics- and that’s Rihanna herself. She’s popped this picture on instagram in a bid to make us think she inked a dope plant leaf on her arse .

It could well be hers because she’s a f-cking IDIOT but those sure as sh-te aren’t her arms.

But for a join-the-dots-together hint at whose arms they could be, she also tweeted the above photograph of her holding hands with Chris Brown and, at the same time, HE posted a picture of them together before taking it down 15 minutes later.

So yeah, as predicted yesterday it looks like the Tina Turner and Ike of our generation are back together in time for Christmas.

And if that doesn’t make you feel sick, I’d also like to point out here that looking at his face is a timely reminder not to sit on cold pavements at this time of year in case you contract a nasty case of haemorrhoids – which I’m imagining any good arse doctor will tell you look pretty much like that.