DEMI MOORE INTENT ON FINANCIAL REVENGE AS ASHTON KUTCHER FILES FOR DIVORCE BUT WHAT’S IT GOING TO COST HER HEALTH?

Ashton Kutcher’s been cleaning up sh-t in more ways than one this week and has given Demi Moore a divorce for Christmas after filing papers in an LA court on Friday citing him f-cking anything that moves so long as it wasn’t his wife irreconcilable differences.

Yes Mila Kunis, that look on your face mirrors my own thoughts exactly.

No wonder Moore’s been acting so loopy over the past month, their lawyers and PRs must have agreed on that particular date for him to file ages ago.

It can’t have been a surprise, can it?

Obviously, with him filing on the last Friday before Christmas right at the close of play on the west coast, most of the American magazines – whose main offices are in New York -will have had little time to scramble around for decent cover stories for this week about the divorce and even if they do, they’ll be lost in the festive foray.

I really hope that Demi, 50, has the sense to sign on the dotted line now and move on and not draw it out over money as TMZ are reporting. 

All so often with legal battles, the emotional toll that you inevitably pay from prolonging them for a larger payday at some point in the future, ends up costing you far more than you would ever stand to gain financially.

What’s the point of having a few extra million in your bank account if you can’t access it because you’re in a psychiatric hospital, or worse – the morgue?…

Demi’s worth around $150 million so at this point, it’s just about pettiness and greed.

The human mind never ceases to fascinate me- Demi’s clearly making her own existence a living hell over making Ashton pay for humiliating her by cheating so carelessly, when she could so easily decide to just move on and try her best to be happy.

Ashton and soon-to-be fiancé/current live-in girlfriend Mila Kunis are spending the holidays in Iowa, probably drawing up their wedding guest list and naming the babies they plan to have when the divorce is final so an extra 10 mill here or there for Demi won’t change that they’re content and together.

Demi needs to wake up and realise that the best revenge is leaving the past in the past, looking forwards and living well, because if she ends up in rehab after spending the next week slumped by her fridge on her own huffing whippit cans, whilst rocking back and forth and texting her lawyer to refuse his teams’ offers, then she loses.

At this point if that happens, the whole world and especially Ashton will just roll their eyes after vaguely expecting a post-divorce filing meltdown from Moore.

‘Wouldn’t it be far more impressive to see her holding her head high and getting her sh-t together?

- It’s not hard, you just have to DECIDE to do it, the rest’s just a series of technicalities really.

Because as they say in the SAS when they’re doing hardcore survival training in the wilds of the North Pole or the desert living on just their wits for weeks: The real battle for survival is in your mind - be positive, be strong, be resourceful and you will survive anything life throws your way.