F-ck me with a sharp stick sideways – what isMariah Carey wearing while on a shopping trip in Aspen over the weekend?
Somebody is obviously hitting the festive cocktails hard and decided to gift us all with Lion from the Wizard of Oz gets hammered at dinner, wanders into the cloakroom at a restaurant instead of the toilets and comes out wearing one leg of the obese chef’s spare pair of trousers as a boob tube-cum-dress chic.
It’s clear she’s hoping to pull off an optical illusion of some kind, but the only thing she’s managing is making me want to grab the nearest spoon and gouge out my own eyes to put them out of their misery.
And that hair! I can smell the hairspray still burning on the curling tongs several days later from here.
“…and comes out wearing one leg of the obese chef’s spare pair of trousers as a boob tube-cum-dress…” Lol-gasm! x
Oh Boho, I’m so relieved you are still writing over Xmas… Much needed snark whilst stuffing and bing bored to tears with my loving family… Very much appreciated! Bo ho ho.
Is she bald, wearing a wig? That is an awfully high hairline. Like Cate Blanchett playing Elizabeth I. Or even Glenda Jackson.
In the immortal words (and heavy Birmingham accent) of one of my best friends when greeted with such a sight:
“Oh my good gawd, what ‘ave yow come as?”
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She looks fat – get on a diet fat lump!!! Is she like Jacko surrounded by idiots that only say “yeh you look great!”