Take that womber-mongerers! Jennifer Aniston’s tummy is still as taut and toned as it ever was.
The 43-year-old actress has taken fiancé Justin Theroux, 40, to the One & Only Palmilla Resort in Los Cabos, Mexico (where I swear she has a lifetime free holidays pass for all the acres of press she gets them every time she goes) for a Christmas and possibly New Year break.
There’s not really much else for me to say about this other than Jen has a great rack and I wish that topless sunbathing was de rigeur in Mexico and Justin’s down to about 10% body fat and appears to have had extra ink done since their trip to Capri in Summer.
I wish that Betty Swollocks would stop sunbathing in jeans and a beret. Forking hell Justin would it really be so uncool to wear properly ventilated shorts?
If I was Jen I would point blank refuse to give him holiday head until he went out and purchased some suitable swimwear, in trying to look cool he’s coming off like a pikey who’s refusing to shell out on the right gear for the beach.
He’s at an exclusive five-star resort and he’s one step away from wearing a knotted hankie on his head.