KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE REALLY IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

When you heard the news that Kim Kardashian was having her stylist Kanye West’s baby was your first response to arf, barf or erm have a celebratory tommy tank to her 2007 sex tape?

According to Vivid Entertainment – which owns the tape where Kimbo lets Ray J have a slash on her mid-sh&g (as you would) – sales of the video-on-demand purchases of the footage have sky-rocketed by 80% since it was confirmed on Monday that Kanye has now barebacked her as well.

I don’t understand the thinking here.

Were Kartrashian’s thicko fans curious as to how you go about catching “being pregnant” or, desperate to land a possibly gay rich rapper hubby they were hoping for some tips?

Or is it just when horny teens saw her name trending on twitter on a boring day at the end of the festive season they googled to find out who she was and ahem, came across the tape?

Oh well I’m sure it’ll make an interesting dinner debate for Gwyneth to text Beyoncé and tell her to bring up when the Carters are asked to be the Godparents to Kanye’s beard’s baby and to illustrate why the answer can only be no.

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6 Responses to KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE REALLY IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

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  2. Anonymous says:

    Anything that pisses off Gwiiiiin and Beyonce is super cool by me.
    Even if it is Kardashian related.

  3. Boadaciousbetty says:

    You just KNOW that the comment above by ‘Anonymous’ is actually by a regular reader forgetting to log in. How do we know? IT’S GWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! Hehe :D

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  5. Sugartits says:

    So right Boadacious! Twas I. The days of ‘fucking vinegar lips’ are long over for me, it’s Gwiiiiin for eternity.

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