Much as I like a good holiday, lying around at a resort actually gets old- fast.
The second I run out of books I want to read, I get antsy and want to go home.
I reckon 10 days is perfect – you’re the right mix of rested and entertained, but then two weeks is just that bit too long and Groundhog Dayish – unless you’re travelling around a country seeing different parts.
And, that’s with getting in loads of waterskiing, boat trips, swimming, snorkelling and sightseeing.
The thought of sitting on a balcony for two weeks fills me with dread. I’d probably start an argument just for something to do.
Anyway, Jen, 43, and Justin, 40, are still in Cabo in Mexico and as you can see Theroux’s been keeping the hotel housekeeping busy turning around in the washer and pressing his one outfit of black jeans, wife-beater and jaunty artiste’s beret every night.
Unless when he was packing he carefully selected a pair of old black drainpipes for every day- along with some mix and match separates of cut-off greying jean shorts and felt hats.
I do believe I saw pictures of Justin shopping in a designer punky t-shirt store in LA right before Christmas so maybe he agonised over his Mexico wardrobe for weeks the same way Posh Spice does.
It’s like Jen told him they were going to be staying in Montmartre, Paris and instead for a laugh took him to a five-star resort, nestled in an exclusive enclave of Cabo San Lucas in Mexico.
If their relationship can survive this holiday – which is clearly something Jen prefers doing – (when Justin was with Heidi Bivens they’d go to Hawaii, hire a pick up truck and drive around taking artsy photographs on remote beaches), it can survive anything.
What I’m most interested to know is- what Justin’s tan lines look like? I’d love to see him rock a pair of Speedo lites in these last few days in a panicked bid to even out the cut-off shorts lines, before he gets back to LA and the gym.
Unless Jen’s already introduced him to St. Tropez fake tans?
Must be nice to be able to just go….and stay for a long long holiday, knowing you have help to take care of business
I’d be missing my dog(s) too much. They’re such pet lovers, I’m surprised they’re still there without their furkids.
The look on their face,i assume thnat they already over the holiday? Or just seem chill and waiting for something