Harry Styles’ mum needs to give him a clip around the ear and tell him to use his biros for doing his homework, not for scribbling all over his body and then trotting to the tattoo shop to get his latest ideas inked on his body permanently.
This is the view that Taylor gets when she’s riding her young boyfriend around the bedroom pretending that he’s a fully grown my little pony and brushing his locks.
The 18-year-old One Directioner is currently on Necker isle in the British Virgin Islands with girlfriend Taylor Swift, 22, as a guest of British billionaire businessman Richard Branson which is where the above photographs were taken.
I’m not sure the publicity-hungry Virgin boss (I’m talking about Richard, not Taylor) is the best of influences on young Harry, much as I’m sure he’s a lovely guy.
Branson’s known for lots of things I can’t write here as well as holding exuberant naked parties on his private island paradise and I’m told by reliable eye-witnesses that he’s hung like a horse.
Let’s hope Taylor kept her eyes averted while the pair were going for romantic moonlit walks on the beach during their trip there which they left for late last week.