DAVID BECKHAM PLAYS WITH HIS BALLS ON THE SET OF THE NEW H&M ADVERT

*Waves* – have I lost you? Yes that’s David Beckham, sorry Sir Peckham as he’s now known, who’s attached to that bulging pair of H&M men’s undies as he films the brand’s latest advert- which is being directed by Guy Ritchie.

I actually don’t care where they are or what’s going on as I’m too busy adjusting my lady bits and wiping drool off my keyboard.

Before I leave you in peace to have some ‘quiet’ time flicking through the gallery below, who knew that those free slippers they give you in hotels could look so good?

Now that’s my kind of ball sport.